Hey there — I'm Alex, a trader who’s actually been around the block (and not just on a demo account).

I created this website because, after years of staring at candlestick charts, catching trend reversals before my coffee even kicks in, and riding the wild rollercoaster that is the market, I realized something: there are way too many people trying to learn to trade who are stuck listening to influencers who’ve never placed a real trade.

Been there. Googled that.

I’ve been a successful trader for a while now — and no, not the “rented-a-Lambo-for-Instagram” kind. Real trades, real profits, real losses, real lessons. And that’s exactly what I want to share here: the stuff that actually works.

This site is for anyone who wants to learn more about prop firms,trading strategies, understand the markets without needing a finance degree from Hogwarts, and start building toward financial freedom — without falling into the trap of hype and noise.

You'll find practical tips, no-BS market insights, trading psychology gems (because let's be honest, 90% of this game is mental), and the occasional chart meme — because humor is a lot cheaper than therapy after a losing streak.

So whether you’re brand new and just figuring out what a “pip” is, or you’ve been trading but still feel like the market has beef with you personally — welcome. You’re in the right place.

Let’s trade smarter. And maybe even laugh a little along the way.

— Alex Something
(Professional trader. Occasional chart comedian.)